"Amateurs..."

So...this is what i found this morning when i walked out to go visiting teaching, my partner says "oh wow that's fun"....no not so much! After words on my way to work i laughed while talking to Kay on the phone about it and soon discovered this was a T.P. job only an amateur would do...my reasoning.........




First: On a WEDNESDAY night?...really?
Second: Several T.P. rolls left un raveled..believe me every piece needs to be used up! (oh and i kept them..thanks)
Third: It took me no longer than 15 minutes to clean up! some were just layed out, not rapped around anything...seriously this is one of the most basic rules of a good T.P. job!
Fourth: You threw no rolls over the roof? or in the basketball hoop? that's the first pain in the butt place to throw T.P.
Fifth: I know these "Kids" were somewhat "small/short/young" none of the T.P. even got very far up the tree...so they were either short..or had a weak throw! (which is very important) next time bring someone who can throw at least taller than i am! lol
Sixth: and final mistake these hoodlums made on my house "project" is YOU LEFT THE WRAPPER!!! the final NO NO in toilet papering a house...PEOPLE KNOW what kind of T.P. everyone uses...
AND by this....we have a good idea of who did this job! and believe me Revenge is coming...and WE ARE FAR ..FAR MORE SKILLED & EXPERIENCED THAN YOU!

oh and one last thing.....I HOPE YOU STEPPED IN DALLY POOP in the act! haha
Karma.....